There's a plague going around this fair country, and it's called mediocre upper management.
And I, for one, have had just about enough of it I can take.
It's disgusting how stupid, conceited, and incompetent people somehow achieve positions of power in society and the workplace. It really makes one wonder why and how these putzes ever get to such highly
appointed positions. Well, I think I know why.
I call it the Principle of Inane Superiority, or PIS for short. You see, these PIS managers rise to leadership roles because they cannot handle, or do not have the ability to do jobs in the workplace. These are the idiots that always foul shit up; you get pissed at them, but never have the chance to do anything about. Why? Because they realize they suck, and immediately strategize a plan to avoid actual work, yet at the same time, improve their overall situation. These PISers usually have great story telling abilities. They are the snake charmers of the workplace. They create elaborate fibs about what they think needs to be done, then charm owners and the highest managers, into promoting them to supervisor positions. Once there, they dodge bullets, and fuck shit up more than they did when they were the mail guy.
For instance, look at the USA. We're totally fucked by mediocre management. We have CEO's like former head of Enron, Ken Lay, who run corporations into the ground, because of a corrupt hunger for wealth and power. In the meantime, the employees and stockholders of these corporations take it up the ass!
But most of all, President Bush is the epitome of mediocre management. He's totally screwed this entire country. The whole world hates us, and can you really blame them? If this country were a business, Bush would have already filed bankruptcy, and ran for the hills. So, the question is, will we accept crappy management?
I say, hell no to that my friends! Let's kick the garbage to the curb. Tell your shitty manager at work that his/her performance sucks and you want an improvement. It's time we stand up to idiots in places of power. We've become apathetic, and people are walking on our heads because of it!
So, uh, can you tell I had a bad day at work? I'm sure you all know exactly how I feel though. Peace out.