It's about time the government started cracking down on these damn spammers. The Feds say they just arrested to of the most prolific mass emailers in North Carolina. They're accused of sending out more than 10,000 emails in any given 24 hour period. These guys are crazy! And the things they're advertising... it's all crap! It would be one thing if they were informing us of cool new products that are changing the world. Instead, it's usually about junk like this one email I got about a new male "enhancement" supplement. It's called, Alpha Male. It comes in a bottle with a picture of an Elk on it. Like this creature is the king of all fuckers! And the things these pills promises to do, are not only unbelievable, but downright stupid!! The first thing the product promises is to increase a man's testosterone levels up to 500 percent. Is that even safe? Seems like your body would just rip open if you were that manly!
It also claims to give you the power to have sex up to 20 times per day. Even porn stars don't have sex 20 times a day! And talk about chaffing... OUCH!!
It also says if you take Alpha Male, you'll get "it" back up in 3 minutes. I'm assuming they're referring to an erection. Because who wants to go back at it three minutes after you're finished. I haven't even caught by breath back, by that time. And how many test runs did they go through to get an average time of 3 minutes? Were they using stop watches? And of course, there's the "alleged" doctor, who whole heartedly endorses this product. Well, after careful examination of the photo of this schill of a physician, I noticed the woman in the background has no head! So now I'm thinking, if you use this product, you're going to shoot your "alpha-male" sized load of goo so intensely, it's going to blow your lady's head right off her poor little body!!! Holy shit people, do we really need to have such good sex, that we end up decapitating people? I don't think so. If you want my honest opinion, all you need for better sex, is better communication. I mean, does NASA just let rocket scientists push buttons until they get the right sequence to fire the rocket? NO! They tell them what to do to get the rocket off fast and strong. Especially when they talk dirty to the scientists. They really like that. "Fire that big rocket you brainy scientist! Oh yeah... just like that big boy!"
Wow!
Who knew working for NASA was so erotic! And as for Alpha Male... stop stuffing my box 20 times a day you bastards! Of course, I'm talking about my email inbox.
Sickos....