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Captain's Log: Stardate 08-20-2004.
Our voyage through open space had been long and tedious.
Our crew was in desperate need of respite, and non-replicated provisions.
We docked our starship at a familiar destination... Deep Space Nine.
It looked like we were going to be in good company too...
Federation starships, USS Voyager, and USS Enterprise had docked at DS9,
the previous evening.
We were in for some good stories.
Upon arrival on DS9, our crew had to attend a mandantory Federation debrief.
We gritted our teeth through the surly station commander's
protocol on Federation laws, bi-laws, and station etiquette.
Basically, she was a bitch.
We spotted an intriguing place to eat, and decided to take
our chances with Ferengi cooking.
Little did we know what we were in for...
Unfortunately, a Ferengi's sense of humor is inferior.
I was forced to order a common dish with a stupid name...
But Luckily, Ferengis are well known for their strong alcoholic concoctions.
The crew selected a long list of imbiberies...
and the party got off to a ferocious start.
This was one of the drinks... A Borg Sphere.
Yet another pathetic Ferengi attempt at humor.
Communications Specialist, Audio Aaron, decided to go
for some other horribly named drink.
I believe it was called a
Klingon .... Klopcnaok... something...
Weapons and Warfare Expert, Gen. Seanbaby, could not
get enough of the "Warp Core Breach."
And I can't say I blame him.
It was deeeeelicious!
The crew was feeling extremely awesome.
Finally... some rest, relaxation, and good drinks!
But things took a tense turn, when Cybernetics Specialist,
LL Robot, sensed danger...
Damn it! How could we have been so foolish!?!
The Borg had intercepted DS9, prior to our arrival.
It was all a trap!!
It was just a matter of time until the Borg had us all surrounded.
Assimilation seemed inevitble...
Resistence seemed futile...
But what was I thinking?
We were apart of the Federation's Special Forces Team!
We were about to kick some Borg ass!
Gen. Seanbaby immediately jumped into action...
telling the Borg drone he was about to assimilate his fist into his Borg face...
Despite severe warnings found in our "Borg Confrontation Survival Guide,"
Gen. Seanbaby pushed the dangerous "RESET" button,
found on all Borg Drone heads...
And it worked!
The Borg drone became our friend... especially fond of Gen. Seanbaby.
Maybe a little toooo fond...
Soon after... Gen. Seanbaby challenged
one of those rediculously stupid Gorn's to a fist fight challenge.
I'd tell you who won... but I think you already know the answer...
FOR MORE BORG FUN WITH THE GANG,
CLICK HERE for Little Lost Robot's photo essay!!
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